the male shopper

THE ROVER: Goes to a different department or a different store to kill time.

THE HELPER: Comes into the dressing-room area or even the stall--which can get a negative reaction from other female shoppers and the heave-ho from sales associates in some stores. Sometimes known as The Invader.

THE ROCK: Finds a place to sit far away from the shopping and stays there till it's time to go.

THE BABY-SITTER: Hey, fair is fair. Mom has been with the kids all week. It's Dad's turn.

THE THINKER: Like Rodin's sculpture, this shopper is usually deep in thought--and in time spent waiting. Some stare at the ground, some busy themselves with books or cell-phone games.

THE CONSULTANT: Puts other males to shame with his knowledge of his partner's tastes and his patience outside the dressing room.

And also . . .

THE SHEEPDOG: Subconsciously or discreetly herds the shopper out of stores before she has a chance to try something on.

MR. SOCIAL: Talks with store clerks while waiting. A few flirt.

THE CHAMELEON: Stands far away from the dressing room; hopes no one notices him in the women's clothing environment.

THE PANTHER: Paces back and forth like a caged animal while waiting.