oxymoron

list of oxymoron that i really like:

microsoft works; government organization; pretty ugly; educational television; harmless sin; holy war; job security; jumbo shrimp; recorded live; living fossil; low tax; peace in the middle east; mild pms; nothing much; non-alcoholic beer; non-denominational church; original copy; 110 percent; one choice; peace force; pure evil; priceless junk; politically correct; quite storm; resident alien; smart blonde; summer school; sound of silence; grateful dead; thinking out loud; veggie burger; weather forecaster; we're alone; white chocolate; war games; unbiased opinion; sensitive guy;
female driver; guest host; plastic glass; dangerously safe; diet ice cream; polite salesman; honest lawyer; computer security; rap music; least favorite; (irish/italian/african/etc) american; boneless ribs; extra time/extra money; extra virgin; friendly fire; freezer burn; family vacation; graduate student; head butt; honest crook; modern history; reality tv; act naturally; software documentation; american english; cubs win; calculated risk; cheap gas; classic rock; constant change; customer service; curved line; days night; deafening silence; divorce court; family vacation; free with purchase; buy one get one; gourmet sandwich; government aid; eternal hell; happily ever after; home office; legally drunk; lean pork; law enforcement; limosine bus; love affair; married life; metal board; minor crisis; mobile station; mud bath; old news; pop art; hollywood love; science fiction; silent alarm; social security; sure bet; elevated subway;