secret places

today while i was driving, i listen to bunch of sports radio personalities talking about 'the best place to hide "something" in your house.' yes, i love listening to talkshows, sports, podcasts, audiobooks or even sermons. it drives my gf crazy coz i always listen to am radio and my ipod filled with podcasts of people talking.

anyway, many of the callers revealed where is the best place to hide their 'stuff' from (usually) their spouses. Here is a list of places suggested that i can remember:
- old boots (seasonal boots) or old tennis shoes. reason: pretty obvious, no girl would come near them stinky footwear.
- under the garbage. reason: the caller's wife never take the garbage out.
- folded sweaters. reason: its nicely folded she won't touch it.
- undergarments. dirty ones.
- spare tire in ur car. reason: u're the only who would use it. if she has a flat tire, she would call you to change it.
- heat duct/vent.
- inside the toilet.
- diversion safe. such as book or tape diversion safe. there's a lot of them on sell on eBay i suppose.

of course, if you want to hide your valuables or money in your house from thief or burglars, remember to tell your spouse about it, just in case anything happens to you. and don't hide something in an item that later you would or could sell like a computer.